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Why
People Really Have Dogs
People really have dogs so they can talk to themselves
without feeling crazy. Take me, for example, cooking
scrambled eggs, ranting about this dumb fuck
who sent naked pictures of himself to strange women,
a politician from New York, I read about it in the
paper,
start telling my nervous cock-a-poo, blind in one eye,
practically deaf (so I have to talk extra loud), all
about it
and he’s looking at me, poor thing, like he thinks I’m
the smartest person he’s ever heard, and I go on, him
tilting his head, and when he sees me pick up my dish
of eggs he starts panting and wagging his tail, I tell
him,
no, they’re not for you, but then I break down and give
him some knowing full well that feeding from the table
is rule number one of what you don’t do with dogs,
but I do it anyway because he wants them so bad,
because it makes me feel good to give him what he wants,
and I expound more to make sure he’s aware of the whole
political scandal, the implications for the democrats,
the hypocrisy, tell him dogs are rarely hypocrites,
except
when they pretend to be interested in you when all they
want
is your food, take him, for example, right now
pretending
to love me so much when all he wants are my eggs, me
talking to him when all I want is to say my opinions
with no one
interrupting, feel my voice roll out on a clear Saturday
morning,
listen to it echo from the kitchen to the bath, up
through the ceiling,
out to the sky, the voice from within, all alone in the
morning
as the light from outside catches the edge of the silver
mixing bowl
where the remaining, uncooked eggs sit stirred, ready to
toss
into the pan, cooked, eaten by whoever pretends to want
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